Tags: lol
Current Mood: sad

I dreamed the Renaissance artists and Batman mass-cloned themselves and tried to kill me.

Meerkat 63: let's send it to ms cramer
Patricia Chen: yaaa
Patricia Chen: lol did i tell you
Patricia Chen: on thursday
Patricia Chen: she was dressed up
Patricia Chen: and
Patricia Chen: she was like
Patricia Chen: "it's career day. guess what i am"
Patricia Chen: and i was all like
Patricia Chen: "A VAMPIRE"
Patricia Chen: then she was like
Patricia Chen: "YOU CAN'T BE A VAMPIRE AS A CAREER"
Meerkat 63: in our class
Meerkat 63: she was like
Meerkat 63: "what career am i"
Meerkat 63: and one guy was like
Meerkat 63: "a hooker"
Patricia Chen: LMAO
Patricia Chen: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Meerkat 63: and she was like "lol no"
Meerkat 63: she had this face like "I shouldn't be laughing but it was funny"
Patricia Chen: lollllllllll

Tags: lol
Current Mood: bitchy
Current Music: Impossible - Rogers and Hammerstein's Cinderella

my room is disgusting
it has not been dusted in years
there's like 5 layers of dust all over the place so you can physically see the dust clouds
and if you swipe a hand under the bed, some of it comes up off the floor and then settles again
i think i might have breathed in a good amount of it ...that can't be good for my lungs

so tomorrow i'm taking a gas mask, hairnet, maybe like some boots and my dad's old clothes (MAN I WISH I HAD A SPACESUIT, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH LESS HAZARDOUS), a vacuum, and like one of those heavy-duty feather dusters and i'm just gonna go nuts

i told my mom this and she was like: 8D because you're cleaning your room for my birthday tomorrow?
me: uhh no because i think breathing in any more of this will probably shorten my lifespan
mom: well, if you do this my birthday, i'd be happy
me: ....so i take it you don't want a wii?
mom: ............

oh god i can feel it in my lungs I CAN FEEL IT IN MY TRACHEA IT'S EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD

Tags: :(
Current Location: not my room
Current Mood: dirty

[22:41] chibikitty194690: hey hey
[22:41] chibikitty194690: let's list
[22:41] chibikitty194690: cheesy pick up lines
[22:41] chibikitty194690: i'll start
[22:41] Melissa N: ok
[22:41] chibikitty194690: Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice!
[22:41] Melissa N: lets play the tool box game, we'll both get hammered and i'll nail you
[22:42] chibikitty194690: if we were a fraction, i'd be the numerator
[22:42] Melissa N: lets fuck
[22:42] chibikitty194690: LOL
[22:42] Melissa N: WORKS 69 PERCENT OF THE TIME
[22:42] Melissa N: git it, 69? hoo hoo

[22:44] chibikitty194690: btw this is going on the internet.
[22:50] Melissa N: back
[22:50] Melissa N: KAJFASDF
[22:50] Melissa N: DONT PUT THAT ON THERE
[22:50] chibikitty194690: >:]
[22:50] chibikitty194690: too late
[22:50] chibikitty194690: it's up
[22:50] Melissa N: where the fuck do you post this shit
[22:50] chibikitty194690: on my lj haha
[22:50] Melissa N: LINK
[22:50] Melissa N: NOW
[22:50] Melissa N: SLUT

[22:52] chibikitty194690: http://patricia4112.livejournal.com/1865.html
[22:52] Melissa N: melissa gazed deeply into patricia's eyes and whispered...
[22:52] Melissa N: THATS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED
[22:52] chibikitty194690: LMAO
[22:53] chibikitty194690: that's going on the internet too.
[22:53] Melissa N: ffff
[22:53] Melissa N: AOSDIGHSUDIFG
[22:53] Melissa N: STOP DOING THAT
[22:54] chibikitty194690: neverrrr
[22:54] Melissa N: fuckin up with my convos
[22:55] chibikitty194690: heeeheeeheee
[22:55] Melissa N: all your creepy internet buddies
[22:55] Melissa N: dont need to know what i say
[22:55] chibikitty194690: hahahaha
[22:55] Melissa N: now brb, i have to put pants on
[22:56] Melissa N: the pants. are on.
[22:56] chibikitty194690: D:
[22:56] chibikitty194690: nooooo
[22:56] Melissa N: innuendo
[22:56] Melissa N: in ur endo >:]
[22:56] chibikitty194690: LOL
[22:57] chibikitty194690: i'm surprised you spelled that right
[22:57] Melissa N: stfu bitch

[22:58] Melissa N: lucky to be in love with my best friend
[22:58] Melissa N: lucky to be where we have been
[22:58] Melissa N: lucky to be comin home again~
[22:58] chibikitty194690: what song is that?
[22:58] Melissa N: i dont know the name
[22:58] Melissa N: just search the lyrics, its a duet
[22:59] chibikitty194690: you know what else is a duet?
[22:59] chibikitty194690: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
[22:59] Melissa N: hm
[22:59] chibikitty194690: SHINING SHIMMERING SPLENDID
[22:59] Melissa N: ...
[22:59] Melissa N: NO
[22:59] Melissa N: FOR THE LAST TIME
[22:59] chibikitty194690: TELL ME PRINCESS NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE
[22:59] Melissa N: I AM NOT SINGING DISNEY CLASICS WITH YOU
[22:59] chibikitty194690: I CAN OPEN YOUR EYES TAKE YOU WONDER BY WONDER
[22:59] Melissa N: AND IF WE ARE I'M NOT THE PRINCESS
[23:00] chibikitty194690: OVER SIDEWAYS AND UNDER ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE
[23:00] chibikitty194690: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD
[23:00] Melissa N: ...
[23:00] Melissa N: STOP IT
[23:00] Melissa N: I'M EATING
[23:00] chibikitty194690: A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW
[23:00] Melissa N: AND YOURE MAKING ME CHOKE
[23:00] Melissa N: expresso chip ice cream :B
[23:00] chibikitty194690: BUT WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT NOW I'M IN A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH YOU

[23:01] chibikitty194690: god damn it melissa why do you eat things that clog your arteries
[23:01] chibikitty194690: /hyprocrite bought a box of donuts today
[23:01] Melissa N: i ate this huge bag of puffy cheetos for breakfast
[23:01] Melissa N: FFFF
[23:01] Melissa N: YOU FAT ASS
[23:01] chibikitty194690: I CAN'T HELP IT
[23:01] Melissa N: i remember
[23:01] chibikitty194690: I NEEDED A FIX
[23:01] Melissa N: you had that fucking box
[23:01] Melissa N: FULL of happy meal toys
[23:02] Melissa N: you fat ass

Tags: awesome
Current Mood: bouncy

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Tags: awesome

/also bought Jesus Christ Superstar and Lion King 2 CDs on impulse orz;;

tomorrow is Christmas Eve :) gona play christmas carols on piano and sing karaoke with family

Tags: awesome
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Blood Money